PORTLAND, OR — A local coffee shop announced this week the launch of its "Mindful Pricing" initiative, in which customers are invited to pay whatever amount they feel accurately reflects the value of their experience, their relationship with the barista, and the broader spiritual significance of the transaction.

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"We wanted to move away from the transactional model," said owner Brent Holloway, 34, who described the initiative as "a conversation between the customer and their own values." The shop's previous pricing model, which involved prices listed on a menu, was described by Holloway as "a form of coercion."

The initiative launched on a Tuesday. By Thursday, all four baristas had quit.

"I make $14 an hour," said former barista Jade Okonkwo, 26, who declined to characterize the initiative as a conversation. "Or I did. Now I make nothing, because the shop is paying me in 'energetic exchange,' which is not a thing my landlord accepts."

Holloway confirmed that the first week of Mindful Pricing had generated approximately $47 in revenue, down from the shop's typical weekly revenue of $4,200. He attributed the shortfall to "customers still calibrating their relationship with abundance."

Several customers reported paying between $0 and $1 for their drinks, citing a variety of reasons including "the vibe was off today," "I'm going through something," and "I felt the price should reflect the fact that my oat milk latte was slightly too hot."

One customer paid $40 for a drip coffee. When asked why, she said she had recently read a book about gratitude and was "in a generous phase." She has not returned.

The shop has since posted a sign reading "Suggested Mindful Contribution: $6-8 for espresso drinks, $4-5 for drip." Holloway described this as "a gentle invitation, not a price." The sign also notes that the suggested contribution "does not include tip, which remains a separate conversation."

Holloway says he remains committed to the initiative and is currently in talks with a wellness brand about a potential collaboration. The wellness brand, which sells a $78 candle called "Authentic Burnout," could not be reached for comment.

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